If there’s life on other planets, then the earth is the Universe’s insane asylum.

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.

If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize.

It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong.

The mirror is a worthless invention. The only way to truly see yourself is in the reflection of someone else's eyes.

Give me the patience for the small things of life, courage for the great trials of life. Help me to do my best each day and then go to sleep knowing God is awake.

Many are destined to reason wrongly; others, not to reason at all; and others, to persecute those who do reason.

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

The more often a stupidity is repeated, the more it gets the appearance of wisdom.

Mellow doesn't describe me. I'm hungry every day.

We have invented the literature because the reality wasn’t imaginative enough and we also wanted to be alone, at least for a while!

I'm feeling grand. I'm on a rollercoaster only going up.

No one wants to live forever if it means becoming increasingly decrepit.

Audiences like to be challenged and to be actively involved and try to guess an outcome.

Go with the flow, but pray God keeps you afloat.

I'll never lose the sense of being an underdog. I'm capable of a lot more.

I remembered her once saying that life was like your shoes. You couldn't simply expect or imagine that your shoes would fit perfectly. Shoes that pinched your feet were a fact of life.

People will believe anything if it means they can go on with their lives and not have to think too hard about it.

If you don't think that your country should come before yourself, you can better serve your country by livin' someplace else.