If there's no hatred in your heart, then your mind won't find fault with others.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

To see another with clarity and objectivity, one first must master stillness.

The Nightmare Before Christmas is my number one biggest influence artistically in every way.

I woke at intervals until . . . the intervals of waking tipped the scales, and I was more often awake than not.

I never know if a book is crazy or not. There's that fear - this is the one that will end it all.

Word of mouth is the primary factor behind 20 percent to 50 percent of all purchasing decisions.

If critics have problems with my personal life, it's their problem. Anybody with half a brain would realize that it's the charts that count.

Young men preen. Old men scheme.

As many of you know, I came from San Francisco. We don't have a lot of farms there. Well, we do have one - it's a mushroom farm, so you know what that means.

Understanding precedes peace.

You can't be a first-world economy in the 21st century if you haven't laid the groundwork to seize the opportunities.