If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly

As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.

Life is a matter of passing the time enjoyably. There may be other things in life, but I've been too busy passing my time enjoyably to think very deeply about them.

One of the ways to avoid being beaten by the system is to laugh at it.

I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

You realize that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.

I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.

We exchanged many frank words in our respective languages.

Today ain't in the mood to write... btw my name is Stevy.

Politicians are a breed of the human race who believe they know everything

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

In short, they were gambling on their luck, and luck is not to be coerced.

Mass killing has very clearly not been eliminated, nor has the 'international community' developed a response that will avert it or bring it to a quick end.

For gods' sake, Strider," Torin snapped. "Open your mouth and form some words. While you're at it, stop staring at the angel like he's a tasty treat.

They (american press) always blame America first!

Whenever you try and simplify how people speak, it's just hard to squish them into a simple rule. Language doesn't work that way.

[Francisco Franco] said they should resort to guerrilla war. Which has a history in Spain.

When you know your cast well and their strengths and weaknesses, you can start writing for them, just the way Shakespeare wrote for his actors.