If there was a Mount Rushmore for pro wrestling cities, Chicago and New York would be on there. After that, it's debatable.

This crowd is letting Kurt know that he sucks. Just in case he had forgotten.

As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

Stunner! Stunner! He got all of it by God!

It's a Slobberknocker!

Business is about to pick up here!

Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

It is a human demolition derby!

If wishes were fishes, the world would be an ocean

It's gonna be a slobberknocker!

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month!

Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.

If you read, you shall renew your mind.

- Mr. Berg, Are you an Afrikaner?- Yes-And are you proud of it?-I am not ashamed of it, but I am not proud of it, for in fact I had nothing to do with it.

Some people have a thick skin and you don't. Your heart is really open and that is going to cause pain, but that is an appropriate response to this world.

How unlucky that you should have a reasonable answer to give, and that I should be so reasonable as to admit it!

Come forth into the light of things, let nature be your teacher.

Why does God endow us with compassion?

You know, I try not to look back, because looking forward is so much better than looking backward.

Faith may rise into miracles of might, as some few wise men have shown; faith may sink into credulities of weakness, as the mass of fools have witnessed.

People adapt. People change. You can grow where you're planted.