If there was one thing worse than being cheated, it was being cheated by someone who referred to themselves in the third person.

Don't confuse contentment with happiness.

Cynicism was a one-way path, and once taken the way back was lost forever.

Imagination is as close as we will ever be to godhead . . . for in imagination, we can create wonders.

But time has a way of stealthily deciding a person’s mind without her conscious knowledge, and as she studied and procrastinated, Poison found one day that she had come to know her choice.

Once upon a time there was a young lady who lived in a marsh, and her name was Poison.

Things just seem so much better in theory than in practice.

How was is that life never worked out the way it did in his head?

Not for the first time, he wished he commanded a highly trained bunch of soldiers instead of a ragtag mob of rejects in varying stages of alcoholism.

Some of us are born in the right place, and some of us have to go look for it.

I just wanted them to die," said Poison. "They didn't have to make such a drama about it.

I failed many times, but I always found myself stronger and wiser.

And so a person can never promise to love someone forever because you never know what might come up, what terrible thing the person you love might do.

Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff.

Take away your opinion, and then there is taken away the complaint, 'I have been harmed.' Take away the complaint, 'I have been harmed,' and the harm is taken away.

Taffy. He thinks about taffy. He thinks it would take his teeth out now, but he would eat it anyhow, if it meant eating it with her.

The evolution of a highly destined society must be moral; it must run in the grooves of the celestial wheels.

Nowadays you can record on your laptop with Pro Tools, which I do quite often.

The study of theology, as it stands in the Christian churches, is the study of nothing.

If we go to the conference finals and people say we had a bad season, I'll take that.

His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles; his love sincere, his thoughts immaculate; his tears pure messengers sent from his heart; his heart as far from fraud, as heaven from earth