If there were Satan, I would gladly sell my soul to him to prevent Sting from making another record.

Preservation of human life generally outweighs some stupid code about returning objects on time.

We're just helping out the Christians by bringing about the apocalypse. They can all go to heaven

Any faith that does not command the one who holds it is not a real belief

What makes you think I ever got married? Married women work themselves to death, all their money goes to husbands who gamble it away. Why would I ever do that to myself?

Life comes and goes. …If you know that, you know it all.

Underneath the groundyou can't hear a soundnot even the sweet falling rainyou might forget about tomorrowforget about the swallowsbut they won't forget youthey won't forget you

Water is life sustenance.

Anecdotes don't make good stories. Generally I dig down underneath them so far that the story that finally comes out is not what people thought their anecdotes were about.

Everyone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.

The most effective medium is yourself and the power you communicate by your intention and your story.

I definitely enjoy being in front of people which gives me that exciting immediate rush.

Software−related accidents are usually caused by flawed requirements.