If they let me choose between you and the dog, I'll choose the dog.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I do not believe that gifts, whether of mind or character, can be weighed like sugar and butter

Home is within me, no matter where I go, no matter what happens to our planet or our people.

I could not love thee dear so much Loved I not honour more.

The day is coming when even the most closed-minded ridiculers will have to face the truth.

I face every project the same way - do it right and give 110%. 100% isn't good enough.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

But it's a strange thing when people judge you because you're not doing some big Hollywood film. Are you suggesting I should be in The Dukes of Hazzard? I mean, hello?

Ageing means a loss of a number of skills over time.

I don't think you should do things in your personal life differently because you're a role model.

I would that my photographs might be, not the coverage of a news event, but an indictment of war.