If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

True education makes you beautiful like a butterfly, but it demands a transformation.

Each of you are a voice. Together we are a choir, a powerful choir of change that circles the globe with love.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Ruins, for me, are the beginning. With the debris, you can construct new ideas. They are symbols of a beginning.

Music is not a hobby, not even a passion with me; music is me. I feel what people get out of me is this outlook on life, which comes out in my music. My music is the last expression of all that.

Krishna is dwelling in the hearts of everybody. It doesn't matter what kind of body you've got, the Lord's there with you. We're all the same really.

I seem to have dodged all my days with one or two persons, and lived upon expectation,--as if the bud would surely blossom; and soI am content to live.

William Castle and Alfred Hitchcock were the first director-personalities. Before then, nobody in America knew what a director was.

An hour's hard digging is a good way of getting one's mind back in the right perspective.

The Divine Comedy' is very sophisticated but also very popular.