If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.

The test of enjoyment is the remembrance which it leaves behind.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter.

Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Happiness is a wine of the rarest vintage, and seems insipid to a vulgar taste.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

Style is a magic wand, and turns everything to gold that it touches.

You look angry, " he said."You put me on hold.""For a very good reason.""You put me, " she said very, very slowly, "on hold.

HYDRA, n. A kind of animal that the ancients catalogued under many heads.

I'm sharing my experience with my body with my fans, and that's why they relate to me so much.

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

So with the freestyles, I just do it for fun. If I hear something that I like, I'm rapping on it.

Everything is worship if your mind is focused on the present moment.

i'm going to marry you. i thought you'd like to know in case you wanted to buy a dress or something.

Ego is just a feeling of having a wall between you and others. There is no wall. You belong to me and I belong to you. You are accepted the way you are.

I think if you have a passion for what you do then there are no limitations on how long or how much you can accomplish.

Why do people want to pretend that death is sleep? It isn't. It isn't.