If they want me to have mysticism, okay, I’ve got it.I’m a mystic, but only in my body, My soul is simple and doesn’t think.

There’s enough metaphysics in not thinking about anything.

It’s stranger than every strangenessAnd the dreams of all the poetsAnd the thoughts of all the philosophers, That things are really what they seem to beAnd there’s nothing to understand.

The man stopped talking and was looking at the sunset.But what does someone who hates and loves want with a sunset?

I don’t always feel what I know I should feel.My thought crosses the river I swim very slowlyBecause the suit men made it wear weighs it down.

Also at times, on the surface of streams, Water?bubbles formAnd grow and burstAnd have no meaning at allExcept that they’re water?bubblesGrowing and bursting.

I pass and I stay, like the Universe.

A row of trees far away, there on the hillside.But what is it, a row of trees? It’s just trees.Row and the plural trees aren’t things, they’re names.

Even so, I’m somebody.I’m the Discoverer of Nature.I’m the Argonaut of true sensations.I bring a new Universe to the UniverseBecause I bring the Universe to itself.

All beings exist and nothing elseAnd that’s why they’re called beings

Things don’t have significance: they only have existence.Things are the only hidden meaning of things.

CS Lewis's humor supported his exposition but never dominated or diminished it.

I have always been driven. I have always believed in what I believe very deeply.

Memories were like sunshine. They warmed you up and left a pleasant glow, but you couldn't hold them.

Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down.

To me, it is one world, and the non-human animals bear the brunt of oppression and suffering.

Allah is not Jehovah either. Jehovah's not going to turn you into a terrorist that'll try to bomb people and take the lives of thousands and thousands of people.

I haven't given up on the possibility that sweet reason will prevail.

Every kid needs to say, 'I want what my mom and dad have.’

When somebody speaks a language that we don't know, we often imagine that some important things are being said!

Baptists are only funny underwater.