If they would teach us from the time we're little to meditate and get in touch with all that our souls know, we wouldn't fight so much.

I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.

And I think we'll be able to prove scientifically that other talents such as intuitive, psychic, clairvoyant and audiovoyant are very real.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture.

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Crystals amplify the consciousness.

My point is, that if I'm honest, my life is all about me.

Fairness through leveling is the essence of Obamaism.

Japan has one of them crazy robot shortstops.

You don't really think about [career] much, because in a way it seems like another time and a different person.

He can't really love anyone, you know, and in the end such people are always alone, no matter how much other people once loved them.

Religion itself is an absurdity and an anomaly, and paganism is acceptable only because it represents that purely orgiastic phase of religion farthest from reality.

I work pretty much every day. I can't really separate it from life, so I guess the work is my life.

It is working within limits that the craftsman reveals himself.

I would not have married Dan Quayle had I not thought he was an equal to me.

Charlie Parker stuck out in my mind.