If travelling was free, you won't see me again

Once in life always in heart

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!

There are only two kinds of people in this world

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.

To put it quite crudely ... the poor don't really know how the rich live, and the rich don't know how the poor live, and to find out is really enchanting to both of them.

Jesus cursed a living tree and it died; Mohammed blessed a dead tree and it lived.

The better shaped his product, the more misshapen the worker.

Public opinion always wants easy money, that is, low interest rates.

Our men and women in uniform put their lives on the line for our nation every day; they should not have to jeopardize their financial well-being as well.

Any person who only sticks with Christianity as long as things are going his or her way, is a stranger to the cross

I didn't sign any contracts, and I didn't see any oil.