If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

What is a friend if not someone you feel close to, someone you like being with, someone you can confide in and share pleasure with.-Jeremy Malory-

So you had a bad day. Kick it aside and be grateful for one less bad day to pass through.

Curiosity is a descending stair…that leads to only who-knows-where.

Updike's style is an exquisite blend of Melville and Austen: reading him is like cutting through whale blubber with embroidery scissors.

Gratitude is the beginning of civility, of decency and goodness, of a recognition that we cannot afford to be arrogant. We should walk with the knowledge that we will need help every step of the way.

A little insomnia is not without its value in making us appreciate sleep, in throwing a ray of light upon that darkness.

Adele's like a beacon of honesty. Doesn't compromise, goes to America and she's still the same sweary cockney.

Impossibility is a dictionary word.

Good writing is lean and confident.

A polo handicap is a persons ticket to the world.