If we adopted Jack, " I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance

You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.

Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart

How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?

My turner Mah'Lor is with me forever as well. At least his head is.

Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass

I floor the gas pedal. The Sonoramic Commando V-8 growls like an angry tiger and leapfrogs us ahead of the traffic.

Centuries of perfectly-pitched heartbreak resound through Les' microphone as Stella and I embrace in a slow dance.

Everyone operates out of a different dimensions of love. Love is undefinable from one person to the next. The vibration of Love is what truly brings us together.

I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates?

To talk of diseases is a sort of Arabian Nights entertainment.

It's best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse.

Death is the price we pay for life, so make it worth it.

My first record deal was an independent record deal back in 1995 or early 1996.

The reason we write fiction is because it's so much easier to exist spending part of each day in an imaginary world.

The Lord commonly gives riches to foolish people, to whom he gives nothing else.

Can you imagine a writer in England influencing? Absolutely not. And in France? It used to be, but no more-absolutely not. France used to, at least, have writers as diplomats, but not any more.

War and courage have done more great things than charity. Not your sympathy, but your bravery has saved the unfotunate.