If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

To seek is to show valor. To endure is to show strength. To believe all will arise in a time of perfection. There shows trust and faith in you.

Each time a star twinkles, God is winking at the universe.

It isn't an idea until it’s created, irrespective of its result

She used to be a teacher but she has no class now.

Mastery is a journey, and that the master must have the courage to risk failure.

I'm just a regular guy that had a dream and ran for it.

I love the detail about the workings of the human heart and mind that only fiction can provide - film can't get in close enough.

Owen is the most Hitchcockian preschooler I ever met. He's three. He knows maybe ninety word and one of them is 'crypt'?

In between your failure-tree And your triumph-tree, The tree that is growing Is known as your patience-tree.

Most courage comes from being too tired and hungry to be afraid anymore.