If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.

If a plane crashes and 99 people die while 1 survives, it is called a miracle. Should the families of the 99 think so?

A Roman Catholic worships a god who speaks through the Pope, while a Baptist worships a god who does not. They cannot be worshipping the same god.

All it takes for America to become a theocracy is for nonbelievers to do nothing.

Life can be beautiful, profound, and awe-inspiring, even without an irate god threatening us with eternal torment.

As Christians try to force prayer into public schools, they often settle for a 'moment of silence.' But that supposedly innocuous 'moment of silence' is a deafening roar to a nonbeliever.

You have a mother?" His mouth quirked with humor. "Yep, and a father too! Every kid normally has one of each to begin with. He was teasing me in an affectionate way...

Everyone has someone to call on when they're down, let me be that someone when that ones not around.

He who knows to be afraid has a higher chance of living!

[Cats] are blissfully unaware that they have only a finite time in which to finish their ‘to do’ list.

For he that once is good, is ever great.

There is nobody that I know who believes that Bank of America is a human being who should be entitled for the same constitutional rights that the people of our country are.

You can't be wise and in love at the same time.

Averages ... seduce us away from minute observation.

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

Preventives of evil are far better than remedies; cheaper and easier of application, and surer in result.