If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Who we are in the present includes who we were in the past.

self-education is the education of your inner infinite creative resources and essential to get if you want to live a life of freedom, abundance and fulfillment.

Always be yourself, And take control of your own destiny. There is nothing more disgraceful in life,  Than living someone else’s life.

She knows herself to be at the mercy of events, and she knows by now that events have no mercy.

I say 'come with it.' I'm not expecting anything easy. You have to earn your place. That's fine with me.

Depend on it, my hearer, you never will go to heaven unless you are prepared to worship Jesus Christ as God.

I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.

People who can't be alone have a problem. Loneliness is a luxury for people like me.

When God closes one door, He slams another in your face

He that obstinately denieth the truth before men upon earth, wilfully refuseth his soul's health in heaven.