If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

The best way out is always through.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.

But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles to go before I sleep.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

Live life like its the last breath you take for that breath is the whole essence of living, the little things in life are what connects us to all the big things we live for

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Before I built a wall I'd ask to know what I was walling in or walling out.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law.

I pity you all... Most of you will die---scratch that---ALL of you.

She got icing all over her face. I think that's why I like her. For the good stuff, she's willing to get icing all over her face. Who wouldn't want a girl like that?

There is nothing to writing. You nourish your creativity for months and years until you release your baby out into the world.

I needed music today. And like always it was there for me.

Being [in] a show that you get to say good-bye instead of being asked to leave is a real honor.

I tell myself that's what you get when you put thirty-one toilets on the most popular girl's front yard. People tend to treat you a little differently than before.

People don't bother to check with anything anymore. They just like to speculate in print. We like fact-checking!

I make no apology for preoccupying myself with architecture, television, conceptual art, restaurants and Jane Asher's cakes.