If we displease God, does it matter whom we please? If we please Him, does it matter whom we displease?

If you want to be popular, preach happiness. If you want to be unpopular, preach holiness.

A man who is intimate with God will never be intimidated by men.

If Jesus had preached the same message that ministers preach today, He would never have been crucified.

There are two kinds of people in the world—only two kinds. Not black or white, rich or poor, but those either dead in sin or dead to sin.

I'd rather have ten people that want God than 10,000 people who want to play church.

Prayer is not an argument with God to persuade him to move things our way, but an exercise by which we are enabled by his Spirit to move ourselves his way.

I've got The Father on my side, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit and 2/3 of the angels. What do you think I'm going to do? Sit down and cry?

The less power a church has, the more entertainment it has.

How can you pull down strongholds of Satan if you don't even have the strength to turn off your TV?

Smart men walked on the moon, daring men walked on the ocean floor, but wise men walk with God.

Oreos come in packages. Otherwise known as a gift. Cherish it.

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body.

Survival, in the cool economics of biology, means simply the persistence of one's own genes in the generations to follow.

I like the old-school Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoons. I'm talking Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, Bugs Bunny and Marvin the Martian!

The hearts that love will know never winter's frost and chill. Summer's warmth is in them still.

Tomorrow's destiny becomes today's direction.

My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

The deep sea can be fathomed, but who knows the heart of a woman?

I know aliens from other worlds are required to arrive in New Mexico, but why stay there?

It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking.