If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

What is the most important thing one learns in school? Self-esteem, support, and friendship.

I knew then I was going to die in the street without ever seeing Holly again. All because I tried to help an old woman, proving for all eternity that no good deed goes unpunished.

You've got to enjoy time with your family and friends, and if you're involved in sports franchises, those peak moments in playoff games. You have to enjoy life.

I don't think politics has anything to do with left, right, or center. It has to do with trying to do right by people.

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work.

When it comes to labor and politics, I am inclined to be sympathetic to the left, but when it comes to the Catholic Church, then I am far to the right.

Affliction is the good man's shining scene; prosperity conceals his brightest ray; as night to stars, woe lustre gives to man.

Nature made the day for exercise, work and seeing to one's business; and ... it provides us with a candle, which is to say the bright and joyous light of the sun.

The longer you practice nonviolence and the meditative qualities of it that you will need, the more likely you are to do something intelligent in any situation.

Human nature is not of itself vicious.