If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route.

Good theatre draws the energies out of the place where it is and gives it back as joie de vivre.

There are so many forms, I believe people are bright enough to make their own laws, more subtle ones than we've had before.

I hold the maxim no less applicable to public than to private affairs, that honesty is always the best policy.

Success does not bring happiness. Success brings success.

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must like men undergo the fatigue of supporting it.

No one is exempt from talking nonsense the misfortune is to do it solemnly.

What's David's role? David looks good, that's what David does. David looks good, and I'm the funny one, that's what I hear constantly. But I keep telling him that looks fade.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

With the help of technology, teachers will be leaders in the transformation of education around the world.

Smart people make good choices. They dig science and say 'no' to the invasion of sovereign nations for the pleasure of corporations.

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.