If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

Every Friday is black where I work.

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

Teenagers today are more free to be themselves and to accept themselves.

The more you notice the love, the miracles and the beauty around you, the more love comes into your life.

My favorite Aspen memory is saving an upside-down cake that had exploded from the high altitude.

Five years is a long time to play one part.

It is true, we shall be monsters, cut off from all the world; but on that account we shall be more attached to one another.

We are nearer neighbors to ourselves than the whiteness of snow or the weight of stones are to us: if man does not know himself, how should he know his functions and powers?

If there is something that opens horizons, it is precisely ignorance.

The sea cries with its meaningless voice, Treating alike its dead and its living

A preacher's life should be a commentary upon his doctrine... Heavenly doctrines should always be adorned with a heavenly life.

Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.