If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Faith is not to believe Or pray that Providence Will help a chieve Anything we want, But to liv eWith confidence That God will do for us Everything we need.

All you need is the best product in the world, the most efficient production in the world and global marketing.

Discussion and argument are essential parts of science; the greatest talent is the ability to strip a theory until the simple basic idea emerges with clarity.

Auntie Anne's is a modern-day business miracle that never should have happened.

Life is the great indulgence - death the great abstinence. Therefore, make the most of life here and now!

I can't believe what you say, because I see what you do.

Economists are economical, among other things, of ideas; most make those of their graduate days do for a lifetime.

I love hidden things. When you buy something with quality, you like the inside to be as beautiful as the outside. Nobody's going to see it, but you know it's there.

Nature is no spendthrift, but takes the shortest way to her ends.