If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Dying should come easy:like a freight train youdon't hear whenyour back isturned.

Personal qualities are much more important than qualifications.

Show me your good side and I will show you mine

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things.

Don't you know a kiss would change the world forever?

The Self has turned out to mean so many things, to mean them so ambiguously, and to be so wavering in its application, that we do not feel encouraged.

I’ve often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction.

Where there is no desire, there will be no industry.

The Kettlebell is an Ancient Russian Weapon Against Weakness

The ethical debates are like stones in a stream. The water runs around them. You haven't seen any biological technologies held up for one week by any of these debates.