If we have George W. Bush as president, we're going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

The Fourth Amendment doesn't apply to corporations.

When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.

My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

Joys circular fulfillment was so persistent, when I was weak it gave me strength.

Man has been slipping backward for ages. The more advanced we became the more primitive we grew.

Americans are shy about the body. I have to remember that when I go there.

Sing because this is a food our starving world needs. Laugh because that is the purest sound.

Respecting other people's cultures is well and good, but I draw the line at where some branches of Islam, what they do to women. It's indefensible.

Listening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist.

The word "miss" is so wistful. As is the word "wistful," for that matter. They both have sighs embedded in them, that "iss" sound. Which also sounds like if.

You have to remember now, I was not being terribly successful at going solo.

You can have no influence over those for whom you have underlying contempt.

Teach a man to reason and he will think for a lifetime.