If we one day cease to exist, what will be remarkable is that we were ever here at all.

And don't tell me the end justifies the means because it doesn't. We never reach the end. All we ever get is means. That's what we live with.

That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.

I have known heaven, and now I am in hell, and there are mimes.

The tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster.

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

Photography is without mercy--though it's nonsense to say it does not lie. Rather, it lies in a particular, capricious way which makes beggars of ministers and gods of cat's meat men.

We need to create the institutions that will support the society we want to live in. The only answer is collective action.

I love you forever. I am sorry I cannot love you now.

Children, bored and opinionated, are scholars of the most dogmatic stripe.

Law is error, you see. It's an attempt to write down a lot of things everyone ought to know anyway.

مخافة الرب رأس المعرفةأم 7:1

The biggest adventure in life is life itself.

Boredom is restlessness of the soul. It is an internal message reminding you that you're better than the stagnancy you've settled for.

God has the tough end of the deal. What if instead of planting the seed you had to make the tree? That would keep you up late at night, trying to figure that one out.

Good thing it's a fight and not a modeling contest or you'd be f#cked.

I smoked for almost 10 years. I really regret that. Thankfully, I came out on the other side. I hope my lungs are repairing themselves now.

Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football.

It is possible to call Tolstoy Kitsch.

It is safest to shut up and pay, which is what I shall eventually do, though I shall hate having to sell the children.

Experience is real. Painting, which comes out of experience, is real. The world is an illusion.