If we're 15 minutes into a lifeless, redundant, status-based 1:1 and I don't have anything sitting in my back pocket, I'm going to turn it into a performance review.

A milestone is less date and more definition.

Watch with awe and amazement at how quickly an engineer will become totally annoyed by inefficiency.

A toxic person kills, and by kills I mean totally destroys teamwork.

World, you are beautifully drest.

I believe email-based status reports are the clearest and best signs of managerial incompetence and laziness.

You have no idea if your idea matters until you share it.

You are more than the Earth, though you are such a dot: You can love and think, and the Earth cannot!

Innovation is not born out out of a committee; innovation is a fight. It’s messy, people die, but when the battle is over, something unimaginably significant has been achieved.

Snark from nerds is a leading indicator that I'm wasting their time and when I find it, I ask questions until I understand the inefficiency so I can change it or explain it.

Managers tell you where you are, leaders tell you where you're going.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

You must understand: they fear you. There is nothing scarier in their minds than a girl who knows the power of her flames.

A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

You realize that there's no point in doing anything if nobody's watching. You wonder, if there had been a low turnout at the crucifixion, would they have rescheduled?

People don't smile because they're happy. They're happy because they smile.

Henry York, aka Whimpering Child, aka WC (hair sample included), is hereby identified as Enemy, Hazard, and Human Mishap to all faeren in all districts, in all ways, and in all worlds.

A batsman goes out and is then in until he gets out. This goes on until the last batsman is out, apart from one who is still in and therefore not out.

The real work is in the Heart: Wake up your Heart! Because when the heart is completely awake, Then it needs no Friend.

When I got off the soap I got offered all these, you know, 'women in jeopardy' -- I call them 'disease of the week' movies.