If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

When we can't think for ourselves, we can always quote

Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself.

The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

The limits of my language means the limits of my world.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state it, but rather one must find the path from error to truth.

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have always known.

We learn by rearranging what we know.

Battling through poverty was not my forte, and I didn't have the inkling of eluding them.

In all thy undertakings, let a reasonable assurance animate thy endeavors if thou despairest of success, thou shalt not succeed.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

I really care about you and I don't want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me.

If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.

Intelligent planning is essential for success in any undertaking designed to accumulate riches.

Yeah, I think A Confederacy of Dunces is probably the perfect New Orleans book.

Traditionally, Young Republicans have been a leading indicator of the direction of the party.

The people who can be helping to make movies that have blacks and Latinos and women and all that - that movie doesn't come to you. Because the idea is that there's no place for black movies.

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.