If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok.

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally.

You release these things, and if they fly then you have more.

I've decided to get into shape, and the shape I've selected is a triangle.

I've been chased. I've been pushed. I've been screamed at. I've been verbally abused. I've been afraid for my safety. But I did it all in the name of entertainment.

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket.

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

After being on the road so much I want to spend more time with my family, who I hear are wonderful people.

Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host, will I get an offer to do a dramatic role in a movie?

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger.

How is something authorised as 'feng shui compliant' he wondered. Is there a Chinese Ministry of Magic?

The soul's tears are worth more than the heart's smiles.

When I'm singing at the piano and I'm having a really nice fun day singing, if I have a headache, the headache will immediately dissipate just the notes going through my head.

No man need stay the way he is.

Few there were who could change his courses by counsel. None by force.

My style is all to myself.

The team that is the most focused and executes the best is the team that wins. That's usually the team that can handle the pressure of the situation.

War is a terrible trade. But when the cause is just, the smell of gunpowder is sweet.

I can't tell him I need him. I can't need him, period -- or really, we can't need each other, because who knows how long either of us will last in this war?

L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.