If we want our bodies to be healthier, we need to get off the salmonella, e-coli, mad cow, assembly-line toxic hell train! God I love that statement. What did I just say?

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

There was never law or sect or opinion did so much magnify goodness as the Christian religion doth.

The only thing that kept the Cold War cold was the mutual deterrence afforded by nuclear weapons.

A man who's active and incisive can yet keep nail-care much in mind: why fight what's known to be decisive? Custom is despot of mankind.

I'm not as soft or as generous a person as I would be if the world hadn't changed me.

When I am not walking, I am reading. I cannot sit and think.

The devil smiles when we make plans. He laughs when we get too busy. But he trembles when we pray-especially when we pray together.

Most people are afraid of freedom. They are conditioned to be afraid of it.

I like to cook; it is, for me, a happy combination of mindlessness and purpose.

Obviously, the emotions I want to convey through music are streamed through the way I interpret life.

One of my fantasies in my life has been that I was granted access with a camera to go back in time, and to film the actual campaign of Alexander crossing into India through Iran and Persia.