If we want to get rid of Obamacare, we're going to have to replace President Obama.

We will strengthen our security by building missile defense, restoring our military might, and standing by and strengthening our intelligence officers.

I like PBS. I love Big Bird ... But I'm not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for it.

I'm not going to wear rose-colored glasses when it comes to Russia, or Mr. Putin.

I have never once regretted missing a business opportunity so that I could be with my children and grandchildren.

My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs.

I have some friends who are NASCAR team owners.

I am in favor of stem-cell research. I am not in favor of creating new human embryos through cloning.

Isn't it fitting that so many of those who have contempt for the private sector will soon find themselves back in it?

There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what.

I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was.

Good families are generally worse than any others.

Unemployment rates among Americans who never went to college are about double that of those who have a postsecondary education.

The introduction of cooking may well have been the decisive factor in leading man from a primarily animal existence into one that was more fully human.

Rumpole, you must move with the times." "If I don't like the way the times are moving, I shall refuse to accompany them.

When he moves, a streetlight stabs him, and the words flow out like blood.

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

Communities of every demographic (north, south, urban, rural, public animal control shelter, private shelter) have achieved No Kill success.

I do not recall ever receiving a suggestion, let alone an order, from the White House as to how I should make a regulatory decision. How times have changed.

For-profit higher education is today a booming industry, feeding on the student loans handed out to the desperate.

Let us reflect that we shall always do God's Will and He will do ours when we carry out that of our Superiors.