If we were a dog and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

You never know ahead of time what something's really going to be like.

Life is sweet till a bitter reality comes and hits us! After that, if you are a strong person, life will continue being sweet!

Honest people don't hide their deeds.

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When you are doing something neat, and you're doing it with neat people, and there is that convergence, something amazing will happen.

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

I hold that it is only when we can prove everything we assert that we understand perfectly the thing under consideration.

I also feel that the only thing more gratifying than working with someone who you've worked well with is working with someone new and coming up with something great.

Hence the solution lies in finding a means of so readjusting this exclusive element to the family of nations, that the basis of the Jewish question will be permanently removed.

In the midst of life we are in death, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection.