If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.

People are people the world over. Some are good, some bad, some greedy and some generous. Nations are like people and act the same way.

The best policy is to declare victory and leave.

I'm not very keen for doves or hawks. I think we need more owls.

As one who has often felt this need, and who has found refreshment in wild places, I attest to the recreational value of wilderness.

Declare the United States the winner and begin de-escalation.

I've never known a country to be starved into democracy.

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future.

We must remember that we cannot change others, we can only change ourselves.

And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other.

Shop often, shop hard, and spend for the best stuff available - logic dictates that you can make delicious food only with delicious ingredients.

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.

I can only hope he's an Aries and not a Scorpio.

If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!

The truth is, I just don't have the drive to be the prettiest and the thinnest. I can be happy for other people for their beauty.

With the parties at virtual parity and the ideological gulf between them never greater, the stakes of majority control of Congress are extremely high.