If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

Why would we have different races if God meant us to be alike and associate with each other?

That's part of American greatness, is discrimination. Yes, sir. Inequality, I think, breeds freedom and gives a man opportunity.

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

The reason he [Jimmy Carter] says he never lies is because he thinks the truth originates with him.

Honest businessmen should be protected from the unscrupulous consumer.

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

I'm overwhelmed with my own feelings and the feelings I have for all the people who were rooting for us to win this thing.

Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.

Know your real Self, beyond who you think you are.

I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

No pictorial or sculptural combinations of points of human loveliness, do more than approach the living and breathing human beauty as it gladdens our daily path.

You're just like crosstown traffic, so hard to get through to you.

Leaders determine the level of an organization.

I was quite an insomniac. I rarely slept as a child. Having God to talk to at night was nice.

Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins

Who doesn't want to know that we notice them and value them? And who might respond to us better when they feel that they matter? It probably cannot be overstated - it matters...that people matter.

I would really love theater. I would love to do Shakespeare, that would be amazing. You know, it's whatever really comes my way.

Never answer anonymous letters.