If women ruled the world there would be no wars. But, we all would have been aborted.

Every concept of reality is all in our head, belief is what makes truth.

Do you ever feel like we are the universe’s date to a pig party? Love, The Human Race

Does anyone else day dream about what it would be like if specific age groups just dropped dead all across the world?

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

I hallowed out my Bible to put another, smaller Bible inside.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

He’s a scientist. He’s never cried. He flips through Googled image searches of burn victims while he touches himself.

I’m going to punch words in your ear holes.

Even Azathoth is bored of this tune.

I’ve seen the first three Terminator movies in succession more times in my life than I have shaved my legs.

Everybody that is born on the surface of this earth, is wealthy. That wealth is the wealth of time.

Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.

You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by.

I wasn't really testing it on myself as much as I was learning from other people about what it meant to live and love with your whole heart, and then thinking, oh my god, I'm not doing that.

The future is much like the present, only longer.

Geometry is not true, it is advantageous.

The Church, wherever it is, is not only Christ's witness to its own people and nation, but also the home-base for a mission to the ends of the earth.

Is it easier for a man to live his life again as a fish, than to accept the wonder of being human? So alone, so frightened, so wanting for what we are afraid to give tongue to.

They are nations of eternal war. All their energies are expended in the destruction of the labor, property, and lives of their people.

We've got a wonderful economic formula in this country.