If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

I like it when shows end intentionally, and Review, especially, has such a long form narrative that it feels like you need to give it a thoughtfully constructed finale.

Life isn't an emergency. Christ is in charge of every moment of the day; nothing catches Him off guard.

That's Al Qaeda's new plan: to destroy America one period at a time.

I can't go to sleep unless I've watched at least two episodes of American Dad on Hulu or iTunes. It just feels familiar. It's like a lullaby.

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

What is troubling us is the tendency to believe that the mind is like a little man within.

There's two lanes running down this road which ever side your on, accounts for where you want to go or what you're running from.

Who would come for her?" he snarled, rallying. Behind me, a voice shouted, "Tybalt, King of Cats. My claim precedes yours.

Politics is not how you vote, it is how you live. It is not how you choose, but how you think.

The best pace is a suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die.