If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Your pain and anger will pass, but the guilt would remain with you for always.

I don't go by my caste, creed or religion. My works speak for me.

I got fitter when I did 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.' I wore a loincloth - that's a lot of motivation!

In writing and politicking, it's best not to think about it, just do it.

You don't have to know everything as long as you know people who know the things you don't

What is called politics is comparatively something so superficial and inhuman, that practically I have never fairly recognized that it concerns me at all.

No one knows, the heart of a child, how it grows until it is too late.

Its OK to grow up, just as long as you don't grow old. Face it you are young.

Be able to recognize when you're reading or hearing material biased to your own side.

Nobody owns anything but everyone is rich - for what greater wealth can there be than cheerfulness, peace of mind, and freedom from anxiety?