If ye despise the human race, and mortal arms, yet remember that there is a God who is mindful of right and wrong.

They can do all because they think they can.

As the American public continues to focus more intensely on illegal immigration and securing the nation's borders, the number of members of the House Immigration Reform Caucus continues to grow.

If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell.

Fortune sides with he who dares

Maybe one day we shall be glad to remember even these hardships.

Love conquers all things.

I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good.

For they can conquer who believe they can.

Endure, and keep yourselves for days of happiness.

Slice a pear and you will find that its flesh is incandescent white. It glows with inner light. Those who carry a knife and a pear are never afraid of the dark.

The earlier you know who you are, the more effective and successful a life you will be able to live

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.

We all operate on different levels of awareness. Half the time I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole.

Giving, in the form of volunteer work: enhances your immune system, lowers cholesterol levels, strengthens your heart, decreases the incidence of chest pains, and generally reduces stress.

Feminism, Socialism, and Communism are one in the same, and Socialist/Communist government is the goal of feminism.

It's insanely difficult to ask an audience to go somewhere other than YouTube to watch videos.

I am not one for half measures or half-hearted efforts.

At a music hall, I'll get upset if someone coughs or if someone's cellphone goes off.

We should work toward a universal linked information system, in which generality and portability are more important than fancy graphics techniques and complex extra facilities.