If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

I needed to get out and my roomies had both left me for the night so I followed the pretty one here.” Did Marcus just call me pretty?

Fundamental happiness depends more than anything else upon what may be called a friendly interest in persons and things.

The job of the leader is to get the big ideas right.

Fighting for me is a chess game. I'm not angry with my opponent. I just want to go in there and win.

I'm trying to earn everything given to me. I play hard and I want guys to remember that when they play the Magic they have to face Dwight Howard. And when you face him you have to get after it.

The spirit becomes free only when it ceases to be a support.

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

It doesn’t matter where I stand; whether at the front or at the back, in the middle or at the side. As long as I can get on stage and do what I love, that’s enough for me.

Don't be a salad. Be the best god damn broccoli you can ever be.

You are always growing, so maybe the way that you bring the songs forward and translate them is more mature.