If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Smart ones learn from their mistakes, wise ones learn from their and others mistakes

You are more beautiful at first light then most girls are dressed and glamorous." Dana Christy

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

I still get mad. I still get upset. But I let it go more quickly.

Words are weapons, and it is dangerous . . . to borrow them from the arsenal of the enemy.

You are as old as God and as young as the morning.

I go to sleep happy. I wake up excited because I give the truth.

To expose a 4.2 Trillion dollar ripoff of the American people by the stockholders of the 1000 largest corporations over the last one-hundred years will be a tall order of business.

Retire? I don't know what that word means. As long as a man is able to work and he's productive out there and he feels good - keep at it.

I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love can strengthen, and yes, love can make change.