If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

The pain in your muscles and the sweat in your brow after doing a work the hard and honest way make you feel proud of yourself!

You all know, " said the Guide, "that security is mortals' greatest enemy.

I don't believe there's any such thing as objective reality. It's only reality as we experience it.

You know when you're a child and your imagination is limitless and you really believe in magic? I thought I had super powers.

For the most part I pick movies based on the merit of the script, and the merit of the script only.

This is the very worst wickedness, that we refuse to acknowledge the passionate evil that is in us. This makes us secret and rotten.

I don't know what people mean when they ask me whether I'm embracing my whiteness. Whiteness is ubiquitous.

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

As I listened, it occurred to me that interest in and affection for the animals that share the planet with us may be a more unifying force than any other.

When you're improvising, you're relying on this connection to creativity.