If you already know the answer, Ms. Lane, don’t waste my time. You just wasted a month of it.” -Barrons

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it!

Is it indeed from the experience of beauty and happiness, from the occasional harmony between our nature and our environment, that we draw our conception of the divine life.

What you were yesterday is fixed for always, making its mark on what you are today, what you will be tomorrow.

Biblically sound, faithful, and intellectually satisfying theology that will . . . cure many current theological concerns.

To me, John Lennon and Elvis Presley were punks, because they made music that evoked those emotions in people.

My makeup is usually left over from the night before.

If you got beauty, beauty, just raise em up. Cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.

As the price of gas goes up, people will become more conscience of how much they use.

Science literacy is a vaccine against the charlatans of the world that would exploit your ignorance.

I early conceived a liking for, and sought every opportunity to relieve the sufferings of others.