If you approach Billy Martin right, he's Okay. I avoid him altogether.

It's a a damn good day to be alive.

I'm glad that Christian parents let their children worship the devil at least one night out of the year.

If I am asked to explain why I learned the bicycle I should say I did it as an act of grace, if not of actual religion.

If somebody had made that [deal] to me when I was a businessman, I would have said he proposed to give me the sleeves from his vest.

Men blush less for their crimes than for their weaknesses and vanity. [Fr., Les hommes rougissent moins de leur crimes que de leurs faiblesses et de leur vanite.]

The insidiousness of science lies in its claim to be not a subject, but a method.

Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.

When you look at "American Crime" and you have the character Terri LaCroix is a pharmaceutical executive - why does that character always have to be white?

And so I urge you: carry on an ongoing conversation with God about the daily stuff of life, a little like Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof. For now, do not worry about "proper" praying, just talk to God.

I'm not very good at lying.