If you are a New York comedian who knows how to improvise and has glasses, you're going to start getting commercials.

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them."

I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.

I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.

If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I don't want to not do something because someone says I can't.

Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression.

I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do, I've gotta try it.

Suicide - when I think of it, to me it means someone had a lot of problems and they couldn't fight through them anymore. That's not cowardly. It's sad and nothing but.

His love is like an unquenchable fire and He refreshes with living waters. I thirst daily and go to the well to drink and be consumed

If you are not angry with your average performance, you can't effect a change! You must get upset to grab the energy to break the fence confining you!

If we want to truly regain the public's trust, we can provide greater accountability and transparency with a simple step. Let's start by communicating to our constituents about the votes we take.

My dreams, my dreams! What has become of their sweetness? What indeed has become of my youth?

Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today

If I didn't write my soul would dry up and die.

Faith, if it be a living faith, will be a working faith.

Good to see a youngster who appreciates the importance of being......Well Armed. But...That's not how we play TAG......Where I come from. ~Train Heartnet

I'm gonna perform on one of the nights. Good clean fun; we're not going to jail. For the record.

There are people who want awards because it changes the perception of the audience. But I'm not into all that.