If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Those with wild hearts love biglove fiercelylove with every fiberof their feral being.

I can write about it if I am careful, if I keep it far enough away.

Dream mean, not sleeping and feel, dream is like you cant sleep untill fulfill

Never permit fears, doubts, circumstances, laziness or the lack of ambition to force you into leaving any stone unturned.

... War is the sole art looked for in one who rules...

If you're going to live, leave a legacy. Make a mark on the world that can't be erased.

Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up.

One should identify oneself with the universe itself. Everything that is less than the universe is subjected to suffering.

Theatre demands different muscles and different aspects of one's personality.