If you are a worrywart you can't be a ninja. You can't rise up and fight when the weight of the world is pressing you down. Your family needs you to be sane and not bogged down in fear.

God has awesome plans for your life. So get excited!

We lied to ourselves thinking in our minds we knew everything. We were deceived in believing that youthful enthusiasm could replace wizened maturity.

I could smell death in the air and I knew it was mine. I could see the world spinning around me and I could sense the blows being thrust into my body. I blacked out.

Your passion dwindling out isn't Father's fault either. You can't blame that on Him. He has you in Merchant for a reason. You may not see it yet. But there is purpose. Father always has a purpose.

Some battles take more than one ninja to win.

Ninja faith stands. It is not shaken when things seem contrary to what one expects. Ninja faith chooses to believe the truth.

Ninja Mom's can't be all their called to be, if their so stressed out about how their going to pay their Mastercard bill

Ninja mom's understand that life is a balancing act, and in order to keep the balance they have to learn to enjoy the moment!

Ninja Mom's know that God has never left them!

To be a ninja Mom you have to be cool with yourself.

It's hard to tell where reality ends and illusions begins. They blend - then they separate

The mundanes put their faith in their paper money, and when that turns to ash, the world will turn upside down.

Whatever happens, we have gotThe Maxim gun, and they have not.

You were my single greatest adventure.

To be ungrateful is to be unnatural. The head may be thus guilty, not the heart.

IF you torture a single chicken and are caught, you're likely to be arrested. If you scald thousands of chickens alive, you're an industrialist who will be lauded for your acumen.

On birthdays I avoid taking hasty or impulsive measures.

Mere experience, if it is not matched by deep concentration, does not translate into excellence.

We can't live our lives according to what might have been. We have to live by what is.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.