If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

People just don't understand, they aren't your level and they won't get there soon. So move because you will fall from there!

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

C'este donc par l'étude des mathématiques, et seulement par elle, que l'on peut se faire une idée juste et approfondie de ce que c'est qu'une science.

Just Detach From False Mental Objects And Be Enlightened To Being-As-Is

School teachers, taking them by and large, are probably the most ignorant and stupid class of men in the whole group of mental workers.

The wind came in languid gusts like whispered reminders.

I look in the mirror, my only opponent

How exciting is it to come to work if the best you can do is trounce some other company that does roughly the same thing?

Endless money forms the sinews of war. [Lat., Nervi belli pecunia infinita.]

Most people are average. Founders are not. Founders' traits seem to have an inverse normal distribution to them.