If you are foe, we do not fear you. If you are friend, your foes will be taught the fear of us.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I lie more convincingly than I tell the truth.

Friends are the sunshine of life.

Life, religion and art all converge in Bali. They have no word in their language for 'artist' or 'art.' Everyone is an artist.

Retributive justice is one that says clobber him or clobber her because they clobbered me. So it emphasizes punishment.

I figured if you want to get to where John Hammond is or Billy Gibbons is or Peter Wolf is, you have to start listening to the same stuff they did, and learn from that, and that's what I did.

As the president of Afghanistan I look at the suffering of our people as a whole.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

I've learned to keep my work on the stage or on the screen.

We're the best team in baseball, but not by much.

There is no liberation to compare with freeing oneself from the illusions and delusions of the age in which one lives.