If you are following the dharma no matter what you do it is moral.

The past exists only in our memories, the future only in our plans. The present is our only reality.

When you live in the shadow of insanity, the appearance of another mind that thinks and talks as yours does is something close to a blessed event.

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top.

The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.

One of the most moral acts is to create a space in which life can move forward.

Other people can talk about how to expand the destiny of mankind. I just want to talk about how to fix a motorcycle. I think that what I have to say has more lasting value.

The truth knocks on the door and you say, go away, I'm looking for the truth, and it goes away. Puzzling.

My favorite piece of technical writing: Assembly of Japanese bicycle require great peace of mind.

Quality is a direct experience independent of and prior to intellectual abstractions.

Any effort that has self-glorification as its final endpoint is bound to end in disaster.

If I could have all of those things, I wouldn't mind if I touched her or not.

One of the most empowering things about being a self-employed actor is also one of the hardest things; I get to set my own goals.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

We are defined by our dignity to rise above debasement. We are certainly better people for doing so.

One of the very best of all earthly possessions is self-possession.

Self-assurance is contemptible and fatal unless it is self-knowledge.

Isn't it amazing that God gives breath to a man who is going to blaspheme Him all day!

Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

There's nothing wrong with the Little League World Series that locking out the adults couldn't cure.

Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.