If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide…you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder…you've never been divorced.

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.

By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination.

Life has more imagination than We carry in our dreams.

Don´t hesitate or allow yourself to make excuses. Just get out and do it. Just get out and do it. You will be very, very glad that you did.

Nothing that results in human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. Those that are enlightened before the others are condemned to pursue that light in spite of the others.

Hardship often prepares an ordinary person for an extraordinary destiny.

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World.

It is easy to discover what another has discovered before.

You don't need human relationships to be happy, God has placed it all around us.

Rob Chilson's mordant wit will keep you turning the pages until the wee hours!

There's bad people since the beginning of time. Literally one of the first four human beings was someone who killed somebody. So that's never going to change, unfortunately.

Animals are complicated and so is the animal-rights opposition. It's hard to read motives in animals, and hard to read motives in politics.

I was born when my dad was 50... It's weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We'd go to the movies, we're both getting discounts.

The only thing that made me, or any of us, special was that no one in the whole of history would ever see the universe exactly the same way any other of us saw it.

Let's say you have a pile that is not sorted. Bring it in front of you, put a sticky note on it that says 'pay bill' and the date when it is due. Then you can sort them by due date.

Whoever sees no other aim in the game than that of giving checkmate to one's opponent will never become a good Chess player

I'd got over playing a character. People accepted who I was, and if I was incompetent and useless, they felt quite endeared to me.

Every moment is enormous and it is all we have.

It is incredible to me that my Twitter feed is a source of 'news' for every rock news outlet around the world.